Saturday, January 24, 2009

Top 10 Things To Do On Xbox Live

So after making Xbox Live one of my main hobbies a friend and myself decided to randomly make a list of the Top 10 things you can do online. Believe it or not, playing against real people over the Internet and blowing them to bits can be a blast. If you've played on Xbox Live and you don't suck, you've probably experienced the thrill of at least some of things. If you've never gotten a chance to play, but might consider it, this is what you can look forward to.

10) Toasting someone via vehicle kill.
- Although I'm not the biggest fan of vehicles in multiplayer online matches, I gotta admit that seeing someone go squishy underneath your tires is pretty sweet.

9) Multiple kills with single shot
- Even though my personal favorite is the Boomshot in Gears of War, the Rocket Laucher in Halo 3, or even a sniper in Call of Duty will get the job done. When you pull the trigger and watch two opponents fall, you know those guys are filled with shame.

8) Curb-Stomping
- Yes, I'm sure you might recognize this horrible act from American History X...but it's translation into Gears of War makes for an amazing finishing move. After downing an opponent, run over, slam your boot through their dome, and ask em "How's it taste?"
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7) The Two-Piece
- Unique to Gears of War, the Two-Piece might be one of the most fun ways to destroy your opponent. Essentially, you run over to your enemy, melee them, and while they are stunned, blow them away with your shotgun. They normally explode into a bunch of pieces. Honorable mention also goes to the shotty in Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.

6) Planted Claymores or Grenades
- First seen in Call of Duty, the planted claymore essentially is a small trap for all opponents. Normally placed around the corner or at the top of stairs, when a player enters a certain proximity, they will go boom before they knew what hit them. Recently included in Gears of War 2, the grenades does the same deed, but is slightly messier. Doesn't get much better than standing at a distance watching an enemy barrel toward you, only to explode into pieces.

5) Sniping
- Although I'm against camping, being a sniper and popping off domes is amazing fun. Numerous headshots in succession will do nothing short of bring a smile to your face. There are two great parts about sniping. One is the fact that your opponent usually has no clue it's about to happen, and two, you know it involved some skill to get the job done. Once again, Gears does it best I feel.
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4) Tea Bagging / Gloating Tactics
- Yes, it may be a little childish, a little boastful, but sometimes it just needs to be done. Say, for instance, an opponents is continually running their mouth before a game. In this case, it's perfectly acceptable to give them a sound tea-bagging after you kill them in-game. In Gears of War you can go the humping route when your opponent is downed, or the wall hump when you pick them up. Just be cautious of the extended humping sessions...remember sometimes your opponent can get back up.

3) Knifing / Assassination
- Few things are more gratifying than running up to an opponent and knifing them or smacking them in the back of the head. Actually, what is better, is finding a room of campers in Call of Duty, and knifing all of them before they even know anyone entered the room. That'll teach you to camp!

2) Misery Loves Company
- Started in Call of Duty 4, Misery Loves Company is a challenge to hold a grenade until it explodes but then take an enemy down with you. Basically a suicide bomber-type tactic. Usually the other team doesn't know you are there, or are shocked to find you not attempting to kill them by traditional means, only to explode seconds later. One of the best all-time moments on Xbox Live was a triple kill Misery Loves Company done by one of my buddies. Aaaannd boom goes the dynaaamite.

1) Sticking
- First appearing in the Halo series, sticking refers to any action or weapon that can be stuck to an opponent that will explode seconds later. In Halo, you have sticky grenades. Once thrown and stuck to an oppoent, they'll hear a slight charaging noise followed by their death. In Gears, there are grenades, which after stuck will beep before explosion, as well as the torque bow, which simply makes the memorable "ffffffink!" noise before blowing it's victim to millions of pieces. I love me some sticking.

So there you have it. The Top 10 things to go on Xbox Live. You agree with the list? Disagree? Just want to comment? Let me know what you think.

Peace,
B Best

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Call of Duty 4

So. Call of Duty 4. Why would I write a post about a game, when I'm usually reviewing them? For the first time in my history of playing video games, I love the online aspect of this game. There, I said it. For years and years I've been saying that online is usually just an added bonus for me and the main game is where it's at. There are some online features that I love, most notably online co-op (to go through the main game with someone else), but the pure online modes have never really been my thing. Sure, they are nice, but I still enjoyed the single player aspect more. To me, completing a game is more rewarding than winning a section of the game online (bc you're always just playing a section online). For the first time though...my theory has been disproven. Let's explore.

Call of Duty 4 had been hailed as an amazing game by reviewers, but after purchasing Halo 3 I felt that my FPS fix was fulfilled. It wasn't until after doing more reading and seeing friends pick it up that I became interested. I bought it (super deal btw) and started going through the campaign. It was solid, but after playing Bioshock, was nothing special. Then, I hopped online. My friend and I were soon in battles getting absolutely pwned (owned, aka, beaten badly) since we were new at the game. My pride wasn't shattered and I continued playing. The more I played, the better I got. My statistics not only displayed my improvement, but also made me realize how incredibly terrible I had once been. I began working on getting my k/d ratio up (number of times I died compared to people I killed) and eventually my numbers were positive. I never looked back.

At this point I had soon found myself always wanting to play online. After beating single player on the hardest difficulty, I had absolutely no desire to play it again, and found that my playtime with CoD4 became exclusively online. I was shocked. I still am really. I need to mention the real reason that I became so fond of the online aspect. The people. Still, I will insist that the single player aspect of games is my favorite...but playing online with people YOU KNOW is a super close 2nd. Now for the why.

It started out with myself and one friend. Soon the number of people with the game grew from 2...to 4...to 8. To play on one team we had to enter the biggest gameplay mode available. The chatter amongst us during, before, and after games was tremendous. We'd talk about everything from work, to movies, to news....whatever really, just like friends would I suppose. If I tried to play online and none of my real life friends were on, I found my play sessions would end quickly. Just wasn't as much fun. I also need to mention I'm located far from most of my friends. This game was a way for us to connect together even though we were hundreds of miles apart. Working together online was fun and rewarding. I've had a couple people mock the amount of time I spent playing Call of Duty 4 in the last few months. To those people I say this: What have you been doing with your free time? Although I'm playing a video game, the whole time I'm talking and laughing with my real life friends, which for right now is the best way I have of doing so. I still go out, I still enjoy summer, I still talk to people in real life, but before you point fingers and question my motives around the game, maybe think twice or ask me why. I can almost guarantee I have laughed harder while playing this game than most people have EVER laughed.

So in closing, if it's tough to hang out with your friends in person, online video games are a good way to connect. Call of Duty 4 is a great one. There's my review. Playing online honestly makes you feel as though you're just hanging out. If you live far away in reality...online you don't. You're right next to the person. Pretty convenient if you ask me. So if someone ever thinks you're crazy for playing games or talk down to you about it....screw 'em.

B Best

Top 10 Xbox Live Moments (if you can think of any others leave comments)
10. Watching Kummer be the only person left in S&D and making no attempt to leave his claymore protected room.
9. "We lost Paint My Boat AGAIN!! Back out!"
8. Hearing Trevor complain, think he's not doing that bad, then seeing he went 2-18.
7. "I'll rub my poo on you."
6. The day Fat Irish Man took a verbal beating. Bonus: The day NJ Prodigy accidentally landed on our team mid-match.
5. That one guy with a vocabulary that included the word "Motherf*cker." Oh wait, that was his whole vocabulary.
4. "Hey little kid, I can see the sticker on the back of your helmet! Do you have a shirt with your age on it?"
3. Mcdade's Misery Loves Company triple kill. Ouch.
2. The unveiling of the true meaning of IMLP.
1. Smashing a team of gold crosses, blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" and changing our clan tags to "rick rolled".